OR.................what not to have to do at 2 am in the morning when your half asleep .
So, I'm laying there asleep on my back dreaming of some faceless hunk about to rub my face and neck with a fur glove , ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
whilst another is gently stroking my head and caressing my left ear ........ouch carressing I said not biting it
and as I became more with it I noticed that I had a foot under my nose, but who's and was this a back or a front foot ? why do I ask this ?
Because the foot did not smell of roses , far from it !!!!!!!
I got the distinctive whiff of pussy poo
Trying to disentangle my hair and body from the kittens and remember which had been under my nose I went downstairs to see what had been happening, I had visions of pussy poo all over the wooden floor ...........
with little paw prints of the stuff everywhere , but lo and behold none
What I did find was two pussy poo's in the huge cat little tray ( its not really a cat little tray but a garden seed tray of around 3 foot x 2 foot and about 4 inches deep absolutely brilliant for the boys) so what I think had happend is one had been and coverd it up and then the other having been uncovered the first whilst covering his own
So having sorted out the tray I set about the boys ...................mmmmmmm
I got one of those special towelling duster cloths that are supposed to be miracle ones and placing it in warm water with some baby bath in it , having wrung it out well I grabbed one of the boys and wiped his back feet really well , but he did not want this done at 2 am in the morning and got away !!!!!
ERrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr which one did I just do ?????
Off I set again this time doing one whole pussy before I let him go , this went well and having finished all 8 feet I was just clearing things up when my son came down the stairs quietly without my knowledge , that is until he asked me what on earth I was doing ??????
Well , you see I thought I'd better just check that all those little feet were clean and sweet smelling so I had both the boys laying on their backs whilst I on my knees was sniffing their feet
and this was how Mike found me at now 2:30 am in the morning n the lounge sniffing pussy cats feet on my knees..........................he's said he is having me tested for lunacy next week and only hopes it doesn't run in the family !!!!!!
cheek
Ami and her nice and clean baby fresh kittens feet , men they just don't seem to understand what a girl has to do to keep the house together , clean , tidy and smelling of those roses.!!!!!