i iz comin dwn into da swide fwor room to hav a evening scwat to make mie cwals poyntee afore i iz jumpin on da dog but my scwatee post wifs da furzy ballz iz gone! Andz so iz my sqwae cwimbing scwatee andz mie cawdbox dat i iz owny gettin wast night andz my fying balz iz gone!!! Andz mie welo toob I iz notz appee!!
I wuns up stawrs but dey not der I scwat da coosins i scwat da dog bedz n da hoomanz bed!!! Andz dat hooman had gives bak mie fings I iz so mad!! But dey notz smewl likz i iz makin demz!! And dey iz wetz!!! Andz dey not weres i iz leavin dem!! Stopid hooman put dem in a wine next ta da hot wall!!
I jumpz on mie cwad box and it fewl dwn!! Stoopid hooman.