Dave is recruiting

[JackSpratt]

Darwin's the same....."be my friend, be my friend.....Ow! What was that for?!" Poor Bean, love him. The girls are much warier of strange cats and growl in a most unladylike way.

[Gill (sneakiefeline)]

Sasa says she may look cuddly but being a tortie all she has to do is stare and they run and if she takes one step forward they are so terrified 

However she would prefer to be a frend cat to  Dave 

[Gillian Harvey]

Lacie would like to apply as she looks feminine with her long flowing white chinchilla coat, but scares the life out of interlopers by snarling like a tiger 

[maryas]

Aaaw Shona - he's not simple 

It's such a shame that he wants to be friends with everyone and they don't want to be.

Maybe you could get him a special suit of armour. 

Mary

[Claire_smc]

Darcy would get it on looks as he's a beefcake, especially his huge bulky shoulders, but any sign of trouble and he'd just run up for a snuggle  Pepsi is applying for the role because she is deceptively cute and fluffy which would lull attackers into a false sense of security before she unleashed the unpredictable tortie fury on them 

[Feline Costumier]

For a new bodygaurd. Chilli gave up on the position long ago and Little Miss unfortunately wasn't to be here permanently.

So in light of the recent fights he's been in and the money he's costing me, he needs a new bodyguard/carer. See, he's a bit a simple and doesn't understand why everyone doesn't want to be his friend.

Open to all offers, please submit your reasons for wanting the position and what you can bring to the role