The Kray twins are running around moaning because they can't go out. They are expecting the rain to stop at least twice every ten seconds and it appears it is my fault it is raining!!Now because they only started going out this year they seem to expect that the weather is always hot and have no concept that we only get about three weeks a year of that and the rest is like this!! Ella is worse and is walking around like it's the end of the world. She is sat on the window ledge and every so often her head pops through the crack in the curtains and she lets out a painful mewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww then she stares out aghain
The problem is that because they are not out, they are very much IN, which means they are very much involved in anything I do. I am used to them following me around but they seem to think my every move tonight is going to make the rain stop and squeal everytime I a) make a gesture b) talk c) move d) leave the room. like it has a hidden meaning towards rain stopping!
They are not allowed in the kitchen but I felt sorry for Ella and let her in with me and then Effie pretty much ramraided the door to get in. I thought it was the police on a drugs bust she came in with such force.
Anyway I made a sandwich, buttered the bread and when I went to the fridge, by the time I am turned around Ella was sitting on the sandwich. Now Effie seems to be licking butter off her nether regions!
Loading the dishwasher was a nightmare because Effie felt the need to tap everytime I put in. Ella did her usual, I can turn on the kitchen tap (She cannot turn it off, hence why she is banned from the kitchen) and helped herself for a drink. Between glugs she checked out the window and gave me a dirty look.
Oh how I already miss the three hours of silence I get from the Kray twins... well i say three hours but they are back every thirty seconds to see what they might be missing!!
Is it summer yet.....