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my son said he would take me up to pets at home.
so in we go and as usual i get drawn towards the kitty section. they had some lovely toys including some lovely little vibrating toy cats. so start playing with them trying to get then to vibrate. i was squeezing. pushing, shaking everything to try and get it to vibrate. couldnt do it. so i said to my son. oh look at these they are all broken!
no mum he said you pull this cord! the shop assistants burst out laughing and my son said hes not taking me again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!