had a so-called friend round recently and she was happily stroking Jessie when she said: 'which one's this?' when I explained it was Jessie she said 'oh, yes, Cosmo - he's the FAT one!'
Now I know he's not the world's most elegant cat and could be described as a tad 'heavy pawed' when he jumps down but even so
![Tongue :P](https://www.purrsinourhearts.co.uk/Smileys/purrs smilies/tongue.gif)
I'm border-line OCD when it comes to measuring out their food so they don't get more than they should.
![knackered :tired:](https://www.purrsinourhearts.co.uk/Smileys/purrs smilies/sleepy.gif)
doesn't exactly help my argument when he's spent the last half hour flicking kibble out of the bowl piece by piece and merrily hoovered it up so there's none left...