Call taken on branchline today...
Caller: You are kindly arranging for a voucher to have my neighbours cat's neutered.
Me: Oh, yes...
Caller: We don't think we can get him into the basket to get him to the vet.
Me: Oh, yes...
Caller: The lady next door says when she picks him up he sticks his claws out. So how are we going to get him into the box?
Me: Likes his food, does he?
Caller: Oh, yes.... he's quite a little piglet!
Me: Open the carrier door, chuck in a cooked chicken breast, wait for puss to go in then shut the door behind him.
Caller: Are you sure that's going to work???
Me: Yes
Caller: Well I'll call you if it doesn't then...
Me: I'm sure it will work if puss loves his food as much as you say he does.
Caller: Yes he does... but he doesn't like chicken. Never touched if before. He much perfers a nice piece of fresh fish.... but we will give the chicken a try if you think it's going to work then.