I woke up this morning
Heard a noise in my head
I soon came to realise
It's a cat on my bed
Not a nice gentle purring
Or a smooth washing lick
But a gut-wrenching hurl
And a huge pile of sick
All over the duvet
All over the sheet
All over the pillow
Was all he did eat
Ooooh, I've got the cat-sick blues, yeah yeah...