I was on the sun lounger in the garden and Kylie decided to join me
- she was stretched out and I was giving her a good neck & head scratch (I dare anyone to touch her below the neck
) - when there was a splat and there was a big bird poo on her back
- I ran to get a tissue and quickly wiped the worst of it off. She took off and so I'm afraid she will have to deal with the residue herself