Oh if I could only persuade him to part with it .... What would we have got in the auction?
Christine! Ive just splutterd all over my computer screen!! OH thinks Ive lost the plot. Well - if he had put the damn thing in a drawer (or the bathroom cabinet ..... )
Has a 'Rampant 13mm Aden Cannon Shell' been marketed yet? Is this a new product development opportunity?
"A close relative of the rabbit?" Oh yes - but it would bring tears to your eyes!! What HAVE we done to this thread???? Although "This can't be comfortable surely" is highly appropriate! Now - stop it, ladies!! I cant stop giggling!!
Quote from: Wibblechick on December 01, 2008, 19:35:06 PMQuote from: Wibblechick on December 01, 2008, 19:30:24 PM She suggested an Army-issue sausage ..... Ah! I have been censored! How many words will I find that I cant type as they are automatically changed. Like c h o c o l a t e to Healthyfood Perhaps you can guess what my daughter actually suggested - erm - a non electronic simulated boyfriend is the politest thing I can think of! oooh you mean a girls best friend!
Quote from: Wibblechick on December 01, 2008, 19:30:24 PM She suggested an Army-issue sausage ..... Ah! I have been censored! How many words will I find that I cant type as they are automatically changed. Like c h o c o l a t e to Healthyfood Perhaps you can guess what my daughter actually suggested - erm - a non electronic simulated boyfriend is the politest thing I can think of!
She suggested an Army-issue sausage .....
Bullet from a helicoptor?
small bomb? this is freaking me out - let us know what sort of dangerous ordinance you stock on your windowsill ... and PLEASE, reassure us it is defused ...
I was going to say curtain Is it some kind of missile?
Quote from: clarenmax on December 01, 2008, 09:23:12 AMMax is very upset after reading this that he doesn't have any radiators to try at home Rossi has asked me to tell you that if Max fancies a trip to Nottingham he is more than welcome to try her radiator for size
Max is very upset after reading this that he doesn't have any radiators to try at home
This is Chloe, asleep in one of her favourite places and with her special "pillow-friend" -"Splodge-cat" I will be VERY impressed if anyone can tell me what the object next to "Splodge-cat" is ......