Hi folks,
Been very busy working on the film and stuff but thought you might be amused by this.
It's always an interesting and time-consuming job making the bed especially when it comes to fitting a new duvet cover and last night wasn't any exception. I bought an new duvet/sheet/pillowcase set yesterday and this is the sequence of events that transpired when changing the bed clothes but first I should mention that Suzie lives in the bedroom 24 hours a day and especially on a pillow on the bed for about 23 1/2 hours a day.
1. Remove pillow case from #1 pillow.
2. Suzie moves to # 1 pillow before I can pick up the new pillowcase.
3. Remove Suzie #1 pillow, place her on #2 pillow and fit new pillowcase to #1 pillow.
4. Remove Suzie from pillow #2 and place her on pilow #1.
5. Suzie moves back to pillow #2 before I can even remove the pillowcase.
6. Repeat above bui this time manage to remove the pillowcase from pillow #2.
7. Yes, you guessed it, Suzie moves back to pillow #2 before I can fit the new pillowcase.
8. Remove Suzie from pillow #2 and fit new pillowcase.
9. Remove duvet
10. Remove pillows and place Suzie on the rug by bed.
11. Start to remove bottom of fitted sheet.
12. Suzie jumps up on top of fitted sheet.
13. Move Suzie to bottom of the bed and start to fit top of fitted sheet.
14. Suzie moves to top of the fitted sheet.
15. Move Suzie to bottom of fitted sheet and complete the fitting of the sheet.
16. Place new duvet cover on bed.
17. Remove Suzie from inside the duvet cover.
18. Turn around to pickup the duvet and fit it into the duvet cover.
19. Repeat step 17.
20. Fit duvet into duvet cover with Suzie walking all over it.
21. Replace pillows and place Suzie on pillow #1 so as to position duvet.
22. Remove Suzie from on top of the duvet back to the pillow.
23. Repeat above but this time place Suzie on the rug.
24. Repeat above but this time place Suzie on the pillow #2
25. Remove Suzie from under the duvet.
26. Repeat step 24.
25. Success. Suzie stays on pillow #2 long enough to position the duvet and mission accomplished.
26. Typical, turn around and Suzie has jumped down from the bed and has now curled up on the rug!!.
The above happens every time I make the bed with the added stages every time I change the duvet cover. I once tried it with all three puds in the bedroom and you can imagine how much fun that was you can at least double the number of stages.
Cheers
Leigh