Growing old disgracefully

[Baggy]

Dinah is showing that a lifetime's of experience in training slaves and learning to be very sweetly manipulative can pay off!  Now it's raining again she's thankfully having a more sleepy day...

Ellie, she enjoyed her big cuddle and sends dribbly headbutts to you!

Is that Dinah who was in the Cat show?  If so she is just booooootiful and deserves to be waited on hand and foot, well paws and paws 

Yes, it's her, thank you - and she's certainly getting waited on!  We'll have to buy a silver tray at this rate.....

[Gill (sneakiefeline)]

Is that Dinah who was in the Cat show?  If so she is just booooootiful and deserves to be waited on hand and foot, well paws and paws 

[Gwen]

Ging and Grwndi want to know how shes trained her slaves so well as they don't get half what she gets

[Ellie]

Awww she sounds wonderful  a kitty with attitude 

Please give Dinah a huge cuddle from me xx

[Susanne (urbantigers)]

Well done, Dinah!    You show em who's in charge!

[ccmacey]

 

Dinah obviously knows what she likes, and wants to be treated like a lady. 

She must of been really posh been reincarnated and came back as a cat lol.

[Baggy]

Dinah is a disgrace!  She's like a Hell's Granny! 
At the moment her perfect day is something like this:

Pat slaves and hook claws in nostrils until they awake and let you out.
Drink minging water from planter in garden.
Refuse pouch/tin etc.
Go upstairs and demand brushing. Enjoy brushing.
Eat pouch that is brought to you in bedroom.
Snooze for several hours.
Go outside, drink more water, sneak next door.
Have massive, unladylike swearing and spitting match with cat two thirds bigger than you and half your age.
Come back in and demand slaves remove burrs and grass seeds using brush.
Eat biscuits.
Demand slaves come upstairs.
Take up place on slave's pillow and expand to fill maximum size.
Purr and dribble on pillow/slave.

So much for adopting dainty old lady who slept all day and didn't like being outside 
She's so funny!