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Re: The difference between Cats and Dogs
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2014, 14:18:27 PM »
Rosella's right, over the last few years we've had these kind of lists which we all enjoy but this is very good.

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Re: The difference between Cats and Dogs
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2014, 13:15:35 PM »

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Re: The difference between Cats and Dogs
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2014, 12:59:39 PM »
There is a similar cat diary on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk

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Re: The difference between Cats and Dogs
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2014, 21:13:41 PM »
Lol sounds very familiar  :naughty:

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Re: The difference between Cats and Dogs
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2014, 16:33:51 PM »


Cats are cuter  ;D

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Re: The difference between Cats and Dogs
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2014, 16:32:34 PM »
Very true  :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: The difference between Cats and Dogs
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2014, 14:40:59 PM »
Dogs have owners, cats have staff  :briggin:

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Re: The difference between Cats and Dogs
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2014, 12:49:05 PM »
Cats meow and Dogs bark lol

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Re: The difference between Cats and Dogs
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2014, 12:23:29 PM »
This is all too true. LOL.
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Re: The difference between Cats and Dogs
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2014, 10:12:37 AM »
Have come across something similar before but this has been nicely embellished  :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

I think our Bob must be a dog  :Luv2:

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The difference between Cats and Dogs
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2014, 01:33:34 AM »


Found this  ;D


EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY
Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 182
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 pm - OOOOOOOO. BATH. BUMMER!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry
cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape and the
mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their
feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the
top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile
oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite
chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body,in
attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to
strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about
what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good
reason was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a
burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a
liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck
between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices.I was
placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise
and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer.." More
importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of
"allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe
snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to
return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be
an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he
reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his
safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with
sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

 


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