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Offline Tan

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A Tesco Delivery Man's Tale of Woe
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2014, 09:23:12 AM »
Lol brilliant
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Re: A Tesco Delivery Man's Tale of Woe
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2014, 12:15:03 PM »


That's cos they're all planning how to get a dog like Purdy's got.  ;)
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Re: A Tesco Delivery Man's Tale of Woe
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2014, 12:10:00 PM »
my Tesco delivery men are well used to my cats - if they're out in the enclosure I want the delivery at the front, and if they're indoors I want it round the back

9 times out of 10 they make the wrong choice when parking the van
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Re: A Tesco Delivery Man's Tale of Woe
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2014, 11:38:26 AM »
 



 :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: A Tesco Delivery Man's Tale of Woe
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2014, 20:25:42 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: A Tesco Delivery Man's Tale of Woe
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2014, 13:48:30 PM »
 :rofl:  Sue that is brilliant.


On a side note all the Tesco drivers have a chat about my dog, as his pretty odd looking - a black Westie (his a Cairn x).
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Re: A Tesco Delivery Man's Tale of Woe
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2014, 13:16:50 PM »
 :shy: :evillaugh:
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Re: A Tesco Delivery Man's Tale of Woe
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2014, 12:26:13 PM »
Brilliant Sue  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: A Tesco Delivery Man's Tale of Woe
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2014, 10:24:25 AM »
The Tesco Man, who drives the Van
In which my groceries sat -
He heaved a sigh as he passed by
And eyed my puddy cat
"He’s mighty fine – looks just like mine"
He muttered as he slogged
"Cant hug the wife to save my life"
I’d rather have a dog……

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Re: A Tesco Delivery Man's Tale of Woe
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2014, 10:05:31 AM »
Yep! OH wanted a dog too  :naughty:
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Re: A Tesco Delivery Man's Tale of Woe
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2014, 17:53:55 PM »
 :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
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Re: A Tesco Delivery Man's Tale of Woe
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2014, 16:09:01 PM »
 :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
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A Tesco Delivery Man's Tale of Woe
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2014, 16:03:02 PM »
Dinah greeted him at the door and he said,

"Our cat Milo looks just like her but with a smudge on his nose.  He is about two and a half.  We also have his brother who is aged 18 months (so I assume not from a rescue  :innocent: )

I don't get to cuddle the wife as often as I used to as they jump on her lap as soon as she sits down  :sigh:

I wanted a dog ............ now we have two cats ............ "

"Yeh" I responded "that's the way of things"

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