Before we bought our comfy collar I made one for Theo to prevent him from picking his stitches when his cruciate ligament was healing. It consisted of a stretchy bootlace around which I rolled a piece of fake sheepskin and stitched it into a fat sausage. Once secured around his neck he was really comfy and it worked a treat. The pictures are so cute but on my old laptop

I wondered if you cut the toe out of a pair of socks and pull them over the unbuckled collar it would help stop him pushing it over his head?
Also, is Optrex OK for cats? If so you could bathe his eye with that before his ointment to clean the surrounding area. It might help him feel more comfortable.
Sending big vibes for Bobby's poor eye, Dinah's cystitis and your poor frayed nerves.
