So it occurred to me that as none of my cats speak English very well (except Sammy who has a degree in "me out prowl now") maybe they can type. So in turn this morning they've had a go on the laptop.
Sylvester wants me to know his login is:
ni++++mo<<<<<<<<8y which i interpret as "Nemo 80"
and the cat formerly known as Sam now wishes to be recognised simply as brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......