Well, what can I say about this...
My ex gave this to me as a Christmas present several years ago now, and it has freaked out all the cats I've had ever since (am I selling this to you)
As a result, it hasn't seen much action, so it is still in an excellent condition and fully functioning.
Its eyes light-up demonically; it meows, it purrs, it walks.
It also comes with a silver fish and a placemat for a counting trick (untried), and an 'owners manual'.
Requires 4 x AA batteries (not included).
Who's brave enough to bid on this?
Or are you all a bunch of scaredy cats?
Postage £2.24 (first-class)
Starting bid £5.00 please... or Kitty stays here for another year