I talk to my cats AND talk back for them. I say what I know they're thinking. My friends think I'm totally nuts!
ME: Samantha, leave me alone, stop weaving round me, you'll get tripped over.
ME (for Samantha) Well if you'd hurry up and bloomin feed us I wouldn't do this.
ME: I'm going as fast as I can. Wait a minute.
ME (as Samantha) No, I'm hungry.
ME: Look, I'm opening the tin!
ME: (as Polly) About time too.
Silence reigns as cats stuff themselves........
Such conversations happen throughout the day!
Wonder why people think I'm nuts?