I think I've told this story before...
A few years ago the postman knocked at my door, I opened it to find him standing there with a bleeding finger shouting " your dog has just bitten me"
I told him I didn't have a dog and picked up the nearest cat which happened to be lala as a kitten!
Well he was embarrassed but said he was reporting me!
I took advice and was told I needed to put a sign on the door.... So I had a " beware of the cat" sign made rofl