Jakey boy is a wuss. He has always escorted me to the bathroom, occasionally enjoying his own facilities at the same time. This morning he was doing his usual follow me I want something routine, so I assumed he wanted a second breakfast, no, ok he wants the back door opening so he can go for his morning ramble. No, not that either, so what does he want, he wants me to go with him to the bathroom. So there I am staring into space whilst he does what he has to do.