Riley, as much as I love him, has one very annoying habit - he's a dribbler! He always comes to bed at night and has a super snuggle which involves him losing huge amounts of fluid, he likes to drip huge droplets on me, smear dribble over me by rubbing his head against me or alternatively shaking his head like a dog.
Anyway, I was letting the boys out this morning and Lu was stood in the way of the pot where I keep their collars (they only wear them outside). I said in my best crazy cat lady voice (which involves keeping the tongue completely still and changing each word to sound nothing like the original
) I said' Minb out Wu Wu , Mummy meeds pu bet Ri-Ri's pollar *picks up wrong collar* mo - mot mat wun, mhat's your pollar boller' as I did this a huuuuge droplet of my own dribble sploshed on Riley's head
Just editing to add this as just re-read this and it makes me sound like a drooling monster, I'd like to point out that I was bent over trying to get the collar out of the pot hence the dribble falling out of my mouth whilst making crazy cat lady sounds
I am perfectly capable of making crazy cat lady sounds without dribbling when I'm upright
