To start things off...
Frankie would be the Harry Enfield character "Wayne Slobb", he's a real couch potato, he's a bit lacking in the personal hygiene front and he'd just love his meals on a tray on the sofa whilst watching TV. If he could he'd like to operate the remote control as well, why'd they make 'em with such tiny buttons ?.
Frankie says, "in many ways Wayne is my role model, someone mention pizza ?"
Alfie would be the Elf Celeborn Lord of Lothlórien from Lord of the Rings.
Alfie says he thinks there's a good likeness especially around the eyes and ears and that he's "one well cool dude and his missus' Lady Galadriel isn't bad either".
Suzie would be Agatha Christie's Miss Jane Marple, at first appearance a seemingly sweet frail old lady but with a brain ever bit as sharp as a razor blade.
She's currently investigating the "case of the missing sock" and has been questioning Alfie and Frankie remorselessly
Over to you...
Cheers
Leigh