Sorry I wasn't joking, just venting
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Here's a happier story for you.
I was round and my friends' house on Saturday night. They have just had their second child (first is two years old) and they said the midwife was shocked when they said "No, the cat was here first, we intend to bring our kids up to respect her".
They're not 'crazy cat' people like us, just normal, responsible parents. Their two year old now plays really nicely with the cat who is incidentally quite old.
I'm not a big fan of kids but when you see really young ones having a genuine interest in an animal that goes beyond pulling tails it's very heartwarming.