You think you're mean, you want to come round to mine for a dose of the guilt trip Dave gives me! He gets dry in the morning and wet in the evening. I feel like I feed him a little too much but he is a feline dustbin. If I left food out all day he would eat all day, continuously, barely pausing for breath, I've never seen anything like it. He is constantly on the mooch for something to eat, nothing is sacred, not even when I'm sitting with a bit of chocolate, he'll have a sniff then give me filthy because it's not something he can eat.