Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadyyyyyyyyyyy sayz pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzze vote for his favourite rascal Alfie. Oh, dangnabbit!, hang on wait a minute, he's not in it, well vote for him anyway here pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze
Or maybe a bit of subliminal advertising, let your eyes relax and focus on the picture below and breath in and out slowly.
Now
that's cheating