Caller: Is that Cats Protection?
Me: Yes
Caller: Where are you?
Me: We are private houses all over Chesterfield
Caller: Are you Cats Protection League
Me: We are Cats Protection, the league bit was dropped years ago.
Caller: So are you the PDSA?
Me : No, we are Cats Protection
Caller: I want a cat:
Me: What type of cat?
Caller: A 2 yr old black and white tabby
Me: Where so you live?
Caller: What a silly question to ask when I don’t know where I live.
Fortunately we don’t have any 2 year old black & white tabbies, What a surprise.