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Re: HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2008, 13:44:41 PM »
He's a madman today Pav.  Think he has spring fever as weather here is very spring like.  He is leaping round the house doing somersaults and backflips playing with one of his little mice.  His ears seem to be improving as he isn't shaking his head very much nor scratching.  Seems to have definitely decided this is home and uses the cat flap to come and go.

Is in for the chop op tomorrow and blood tests

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Re: HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2008, 08:41:23 AM »
I havent been here for few days, how is Charlie? ;)

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Re: HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2008, 19:55:47 PM »
Have you seen the film "Click"?  :evillaugh: its full of it!  :rofl:

My Baz (like I said) still does this to the cats and the dog....he gives out his war cry, leaps on the dogs back, bite hold's the back of his neck...then the back end starts!  :shy: They are awful arnt they!  :evillaugh:

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Re: HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2008, 19:45:12 PM »
LOL I am sure he didn't.  It just shocked me.  I have had it with dogs in the past but never a cat.  In fact one of our dogs Ben (RIP) once tried to hump me from the back seat of the car whilst I was driving along the main A6 in Stockport.  My daughter was in hysterics and I was screaming for her to get him off me.  He was done shortly after that!!!  Another of my dogs, Pepsi (RIP) used to try to hump Dragan who didn't seem to mind too much.

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Re: HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2008, 19:42:56 PM »
I was abit shocked at first....it is scary when they have a bite hold on you also! Try to get it out of your mind as its not Charlie's fault and he did'nt mean to scare you Im sure!  :hug: :hug: :hug:

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Re: HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2008, 19:40:08 PM »
It was revolting

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Re: HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2008, 19:37:06 PM »
My Baz used to do this to me before he was neutered.....he would give out a cry then start!  :shy:

Luckily it ceased after he was done....its only the animals that he goes after!  ;)

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Re: HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2008, 12:09:25 PM »
Oh noooooooooooooooo.  Well he wont be using me as a sex toy in future!

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Re: HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2008, 12:04:49 PM »
um, sorry to say this, but even when neutered this *could* continue  :censored: Swampy used to do this to Max when the latter was yelling too much, as a 'discipline' thing....oops  :rofl:
thanks for the laugh too (sorry!!); reminds me of when I was a kid and had to do piano lessons ("thank you Mum") with a terrifying old bat - whose poodle used to ahem metronome the leg of the piano during the lesson  :rofl:

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Re: HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2008, 01:25:44 AM »
Dont wear any cuffs till Friday  :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2008, 16:05:48 PM »
Fingers crossed that Friday does the trick  :hug:

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Re: HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2008, 15:48:37 PM »
Glad to hear it else I would be thinking about moving out

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Re: HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2008, 15:46:06 PM »
you should be safe after that!!!

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Re: HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2008, 15:45:42 PM »
Nope going in on Friday thank goodness

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Re: HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2008, 15:43:08 PM »
he's not done yet is he?

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Re: HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2008, 15:42:40 PM »
He scared me!!!!

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Re: HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2008, 15:41:38 PM »
Sorry, no advice I'm afraid, apart from don't have such a sexy cuff?

 :evillaugh: I couldn't help myself, sorry hun  :evillaugh:
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Re: HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2008, 15:39:09 PM »
we had a problem like this with oscar and algie but it was ok once they were done, although it was only between the two of them!

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Re: HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2008, 15:37:42 PM »
I'll LOL ya!!!

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Re: HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2008, 15:35:56 PM »
sorry but lol!

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HELP .... Charlie is a sex fiend
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2008, 15:35:08 PM »
Do you know what he just did, he scared me half to death.  He climbed onto me, started paddling, grabbed my cuff and well I imagine you can guess the rest.  He had this fixed look on his face and wouldn't be detached from me.  In the end I had to drag him off the sofa by my cuff and shove a catnip toy right in his face.  He has now flopped onto the dining table.  I definitely do not want to encourage this behaviour.  I never knew a cat who did this before.  Any suggestions for rapid remedies please.

 


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